Several Globe reporters tossed out a Hail Mary yesterday -- or maybe it was more of a Hail Zelda, given the unusual choice to write it partly (well, one word) in Yiddish. Anyway, it was a long shot. The whole thing is here. Here are a few highlights of the reporters' letter to New York Times publisher Arthur Sulzberger:
Despite all the rhetoric of the last few weeks, we believe you want to do the right thing - that, at bottom, you're a mensch.... We're asking you to call off the lawyers, head off a bitter fight, and come forward with a plan that would attract a bit more support from the Guild.... We believe that you don't want us to take a 23 percent pay cut.
Upon receipt, Sulzberger no doubt said to himself, "A mensch? Oy! Vos far a mishegoss is dos?" And then ol' Pinch or Paunch or whatever his name is pretty much flipped them the bird:
You are correct that I had hoped this would work out differently, and that a timely solution would be found for the Globe to achieve the necessary savings without Guild employees suffering a huge wage cut.
Unfortunately, despite tireless efforts by Globe negotiators to do that just as they successfully did with each of the Globe's other major unions, the Guild's bargaining posture made that task impossible. We are now left with no alternative other than to proceed with the wage reduction.... [W]e, regrettably, will implement the wage reduction.
Despite my great concern for what's happening at the Globe, all dealings on this subject must be with and through the Guild which, under law, is the employees' sole and exclusive bargaining representative.
Translation: don't ever darken my door again. You had your shot. Now it's the lawyers' turn.
LATE UPDATE: Proving that they are only inches away from the abyss, the New York Times had the incredibly poor judgment to allow a crew from the Daily Show into their gleaming, heavily mortgaged headquarters, and to have executive editor Bill Keller sit down with Jason Jones. The shocking results were aired last night, and Jones, naturally, made Keller look like an ass. What could the NYT have possibly been thinking? Here it is.
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