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Peter Smulowitz (D)
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Dennis Benzan (D)
Sal DiDomenico (D)
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Weekly Joke Review

by: Bob Neer

Fri Oct 16, 2009 at 13:31:07 PM EDT


Balloon Boy PSA of the Day. More Balloon Boy commentary here. NYT has the latest: "On Friday morning, the family members appeared tired and emotional and on the "Today" show on NBC, Falcon vomited on camera."

Conan O'Brien's list of the other awards Obama received one week ago today:

Oscar for Best Cinematography
2009 Cy Young Award
International Air Guitar Championship
Latin Grammy for Best New Artist
Winner, Ernest Hemingway Look-a-Like Contest
Midwestern Regional Sales Leader for Sub-Zero Refrigerators
Latin Grammy for Best Cross-Over Artist
Winner, The Yoplait Yogurt "Get Fit Dreamstakes"
Best in Show, Westminster Dog Show
Blue Ribbon at the Texas State Fair for Best Corn Relish
Little Miss San Diego
Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Award for "Best Kiss"
World's Best Grandma
Latin Grammy for Best Salsa Album.

Other commentary on the NobeLOL via Daniel Kurtzman:

"From our standpoint, you know, we think that this gives us a sense of momentum ... when the United States has accolades tossed its way, rather than shoes." --State Department spokesman P.J. Crowley

SNL: "Obama said the Nobel committee didn't call to wake him with the news, but he wished they had, so he could say to Hillary Clinton, "Hey, remember that 3 a.m. call you were so worried about? It happened. Nobel Peace Prize."

More via Kurtzman:

"And over the weekend, they held a big gay rights march in Washington, D.C. Tens of thousand of gay Americans of all political persuasions filled hotel rooms in D.C. Actually, it was just the Democrats in the rooms. The Republicans were still in the closet." --Jay Leno

"John McCain said that Sarah Palin is still a force in the Republican Party. Then he got in his car and backed over his mailbox." --David Letterman

"Ladies and gentlemen, President Obama wants to put an end to the 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' policy in the military not to be confused with Dick Cheney's policy, 'Don't Look, Don't Aim.'" --David Letterman

"Rush Limbaugh, who is trying to buy the St. Louis Rams, has downplayed racial comments that he's made in the past by saying if he was a racist, why would he want to be part of a business that is 70% African American? Well, I don't know. Maybe because you would own them? Think that has anything to do with it?" --Jay Leno

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