You think I'm kidding. You don't think that someone employed by a respectable news organization would publish this. Alas, it has come to this.
Martha Coakley is a very good-looking woman, and by far the handsomest candidate among the four Democrats running for Ted Kennedy's seat.
Call it the babe factor.
Oh my God. I love the next line:
I know what you are thinking, and you are right.
You're an idiot?
She does not photograph particularly well.
Drat -- I was so sure!
It goes on, believe it or not.
In person, however, she's a knockout. If you don't think women over 50 can be attractive, well, you've got a lot of living left ahead! "Foxy," one political blogger called her. "People say I am better looking in real life than I am on television," Coakley commented. Most definitely.
Oh, MOST definitely! You KNOW what I'm talking about!
And then there's this:
[Image consultant Ginger] Burr and I both think that Coakley, who says she doesn't get professional fashion advice, looks great in pants suits; Hillary Clinton without the baggage, you might say.
"Baggage" is a family-friendly euphemism for "ass," in case you missed it.
Anyway, this is perhaps not the high point of the campaign. |
