We lead this week with Jon Stewart’s destruction of whatever is left of the tragic malaise that is Fox. A joke so great it made the front page of NYTimes.com. Fox is pretty much down to the birthers and the deathers at this point anyway. Sadly, that’s enough to make them the most-watched news channel in America. Next time you see one of the debased creatures that work for this organization, ask if you can see a copy of their birth certificate. That should be good for a hearty round of belly laughs. Get it on video and we’ll post it here. (If anyone can get the f**king Comedy Central video to embed, please do so in the comments.) [Happy to assist! This segment is one of the finest I have seen on TV, ever, on any show. -David]
The Daily Show With Jon Stewart | Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c | |||
Bernie Goldberg Fires Back | ||||
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“Well, the government said today Somali pirates being held in U.S. custody will be brought to the United States for prosecution, and they will be tried by a jury of their peers. So I’m guessing that’s what, Goldman Sachs?” -Jay Leno
“In a statement released this week, Pope Benedict said that he has forgiven the Beatles for John Lennon’s claim that they were bigger than Jesus and for their Rock & Roll excesses – in the clearest sign yet that the Vatican is working from the bottom of the complaint box.” -Seth Meyers
“Look I’m sorry I told you to go f**k yourself last week (and that other time, like, six months ago.) I know that I criticize you and Fox News a lot, but only because you’re truly a terrible, cynical, disingenuous news organization.” -Jon Stewart
“What a day for the Tea Party people. Did you see that? America’s parks and fairgrounds were lost in a sea of man-boobs. They were venting their anger and rage against taxes, which, of course, in most cases for them went down. Protesting their taxes went down – but you know, why let the truth spoil a perfectly good Klan rally.” -Bill Maher
“Sarah Palin got an iPad and she was complaining that it’s not really that absorbent.” -Bill Maher
“You see this on the news? Gay and lesbian activists chained themselves to the White House fence to protest the ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’ policy. And when Republican Party officials saw the lesbians chaining themselves to the fence, out of force of habit, they paid $2,000 to watch.” -Jay Leno
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Via The Onion.
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kirth says
who think health-care reform includes death panels or some other form of euthanasia.
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p>People like Sarah Palin, for instance.
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